Okay, Wasn't it Cinco de Mayo recently?
Whatever, it's always Cinco de Mayo in my life, since I'm pretty sure I spend 50% of my life pretending that I'm Mexican.
Let me poorly imitate a cuisine classic que me encanta.
Enter chiles rellenos inautenticos. For the lazy.
Yeah, that lazy.
Also known as "cheating".
And that. Although this is Kroger brand and all wrong, it's cheaper than imported and the label is in Spanish, rite??
Still not exactly Aaron Sanchez-approved.
Consume; act like you just beat America in futbol; don't tell anyone that what you're covering up with Herdez salsa is actually factory processed. ¡Buen provecho!